144 pages, Stackpole Books
Review by Hereward L.M. Proops
For as long as I can remember, I've been
a little bit obsessed with monsters, ghosts and things that go bump in the
night. Once, when I was about eight years old, I wore a set of plastic werewolf
teeth and ran around the local D.I.Y. Store growling at the terrified / bemused
adults. I spent hours poring over luridly illustrated children's books
exploring the paranormal and for a number of years I was convinced that I had
seen the demon hound Black Shuck (most sightings of Black Shuck occur in East
Anglia but I was certain that I had seen him in a field in Devon). With age
came maturity and the realisation that what I had seen that foggy evening was,
in fact, a calf.
Age, however, did not rob me of my
fascination with the paranormal. Whenever I visit somewhere new, I read all I
can about any strange goings on in the area. Horror movies, particularly those
involving strange and fantastic creatures, are real passion of mine. I've never
given up trying to convince my darling wife that “Tremors” is one of the best
films of the 1980s. I'm a subscriber to the monthly nerd-fest that is “Fortean
Times” magazine and I find a heck of a lot of inspiration for my own strange
stories within its pages (look out for my upcoming short story featuring a cat
with two faces).
When I saw “Monsters of West Virginia” reviewed in the latest issue of Fortean
Times, I couldn't resist buying a copy. I've no particular interest in West
Virginia (other than a couple of unprintable jokes an American friend of my
father's once told me) but it seems the mountain state has more than its fair
share of strange creatures and creepy goings-on.
Now might be the time to mention that
whilst I totally love the idea of ghosts and monsters, I don't actually believe
in them. I think it would be awesome if they did exist but with the advances in
science and our growing understanding of the world we live in, it seems
increasingly less likely. For a truly immersive experience of such cold
scientific facts crushing a pleasant fantasy I recommend visiting the Loch Ness
Centre and Exhibition... pay £7
entry only to have the faint glimmer of hope that the Loch Ness monster is real
mercilessly bludgeoned out of you by an endless stream of evidence arguing
against the existence of such a creature. But I digress...
Rosemary Ellen Guiley, the author of “Monsters of West Virginia” does believe
in the existence of monsters. To be more specific, she believes in alternative
dimensions where such creatures exist
and the theory that they occasionally find a way through the fabric of space
and time into our own world.
Bullshit, I know.
Tenuous pseudo-scientific explanations
aside, Guiley's short book is great entertainment. “Monsters of West Virginia” examines all manner of paranormal
sightings: from possible UFO crash-sites to monstrous birds, demon dogs to big
cats. There are whole chapters devoted to the Yayho (West Virginia's own
equivalent of Bigfoot) and the state's most famous cryptozoological critter,
the Richard Gere-pestering Mothman. Other chapters in the book detail some very
strange beasties such as the Sheepsquatch (a vicious man-sheep thing) and the
Snallygaster (an enormous flying lizard thing).
Whilst Guiley is undoubtedly from the
Fox Mulder school of thought and actively wants to believe, she does bring a
healthy dose of scepticism to the table. A number of the sightings of the
creatures come from the late nineteenth and early twentieth centuries, a time
when unscrupulous editors would fabricate ridiculous stories in order to sell
more newspapers (much like the utterly sordid and regrettably untrue affair
between myself and Scarlett Johansson). Guiley also utilises her knowledge of Native
American folklore to add an extra level of depth when examining the strange
cases. The sightings of giant birds are linked to the myth of the Thunderbird
and Guiley also provides the reader with accounts of Yayho or Bigfoot sightings
from a Native American perspective.
There were a couple of occasions when
even I found it difficult to suspend my disbelief and I began to wonder whether
the author was so monumentally naïve that she would include any old nonsense in
order to pad out the book a bit more. The giant flying manta ray spotted flying
over a road seemed less than plausible whilst the entire final chapter, “The
Enchanted Holler”, sounded like the deranged ramblings of that nutter you
always end up sitting next to on the bus.
“Monsters of West Virginia” isn't going
to set the world aflame. Any book of this sort is aimed at a niche market. It's
a pleasant little distraction for those interested in the paranormal but it is
unlikely to convert any sceptics into fully-fledged Bigfoot-hunters. I enjoyed
reading it and I'm sure others will too. Just remember to take it with a pinch
of salt... or maybe even a bucketful.
Hereward L.M. Proops
Thank you! This is fun. And "Tremors" IS one of the best films of the 1980s.
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