by Gerry Finley-Day, Eric Bradbury et al
98
pages, Rebellio
Review
by Pat Black
In
1984, a horror comic called Scream!
hit the UK market. This was the height of the video nasties era in Britain, when
hype and hysteria helped create something of a sub-cultural boom in all things
scary and bloody.
The
pattern typically went like this: tabloids hate thing; thing makes money. IPC
magazines saw its chance.
I
was seven years old. A 10-second TV advert transmitted on a Saturday morning showed
Dracula and other horrors hiding behind a sofa, waiting to pounce on a boy
reading the comic.
“Don’t
buy Scream!” shrieked adverts in
other funny pages. “You have been warned!”
Did
I fall for it? You betcha.
It
was brilliant – aiming for something between a period Hammer Horror and 1950s
B-movies, with a few Addams family-style comic cuts thrown in. It had Victorian
cryptkeepers, one-off Twilight Zone-style shockers, killer cats, psychic
investigators, mutant sea beasts, monsters in the attic, giant spiders, bats, werewolves
– and what a werewolf! - graveyards, skulls, cobwebs, tombs, ghosts and ghouls…
And who could forget Max the Computer and his 13th Floor? (That’s
coming in October… cackle!)
It
hit right home - bullseye. I absolutely adored it. If you want a more detailed
precis, I’ve extolled its virtues in some depth already, right
here.
The
comic sold very well, but lasted just 15 issues before mysteriously
disappearing from Britain’s newsagents. Theories persist that it was a little
too near-the-knuckle for a children’s paper, and it had been cancelled as a
result of the furore over video nasties then prevalent in the tabloids. Memories
of Action! comic’s death-by-media
experience were still relatively fresh in the public eye; IPC editorial staff
wouldn’t have wanted to take chances.
Other
commentators point to a more prosaic fate, with a printer’s strike having
caused production on Scream! to stop
for two weeks, after which the decision was taken to cancel. Although if that’s
the case, why weren’t Roy of the Rovers,
Eagle, Whoopee, Whizzer and Chips and all the rest from the IPC stable
cancelled, too? Even temporarily? Why did it only kill Scream?
Wherever
the truth lies, Scream! was not long
for this mortal coil (its top strips ran for a bit longer after they were
absorbed into the Eagle), but its
black star burned very brightly. In the 34 years since it has enjoyed a charmed
afterlife, being very well regarded by serious collectors and casual fans alike.
The prices certainly creep up and up on eBay; seeing this, I curse myself for
having had the entire collection in my hands before sending them to the cowpp
one dark afternoon 15 years ago. Some of those summer specials are going for
silly money now.
That
said, I would never have sold my copies. If you read Scream! as a child, you never, ever forgot it.
Having
bought IPC’s rich back catalogue from Egmont, 2000AD publisher Rebellion is reprinting its Treasure Trove Of British
comics in collected form. This means Scream!
can look forward to a joyful resurrection.
The
Dracula File is a complete collection
of strips from all 15 issues of Scream!
as well as four holiday specials. It features Scream!’s cover star and its lead story in each issue… Yes, it’s
Dracula. The Count sports a timeless look, borrowing from classic screen
incarnations, and yet with a style all of his own - hair swept back from his
skull, widow’s peak, dark hair, fangs, a cape, a medallion… and scary eyes.
The Dracula File
brought the Count into present day England in 1984. It starts with someone
defecting from the East German side in Berlin, somehow surviving being zapped
with a machine gun as he makes a break for it in no-man’s land.
It
soon becomes clear that the defector isn’t your regular Soviet spy come in from
the cold. We don’t get into the reasons why Dracula doesn’t just change into a
bat or a dog and try to get across that way, or even why he bothers with stealing
a uniform when he has a spooky supernatural costume of his own. Logic is
dispensed with many times in these stories.
The
Count has used his defection as the perfect cover to get back to England and
take up residence in the streets he knew 100 years before. After turning two
humans into his servants, he is soon out for blood on those 1980s mean streets…
I’ll
make a confession. Although I loved Dracula as a kid, I didn’t love The Dracula File. It wasn’t what I
really looked forward to every issue. This is because Dracula wasn’t scary to
me, the same was as Bruce the Shark or Darth Vader weren’t scary to me either –
I saw them as heroes (anti-heroes might be a better term, although they were
proper heroes to me). I’d have been happy with posters of them above my bed –
and I was.
I’m
not saying I identified with Dracula or anything, although I do recall lying in
a cardboard box at my folks’ and pretending it was my coffin. Should I admit to
that in public? Shit, I just have.
So,
as I loved Dracula rather than feared him, I was more intrigued by the things
which I did find scary about Scream! - such as the Library of Death anthology series, or The 13th Floor.
Looking
at it with fresh eyes but an older head, I’m struck by how fantastic The Dracula File was – particularly Eric
Bradbury’s artwork. Scripted by Rogue Trooper creator Gerry Finley-Day, this is
a cheesy old Dracula, but he wasn’t rendered cheesily. In the front covers – in
particular the unforgettable image snarling at you from the 1986 Holiday
Special – he could be horrific, with greenish skin and blood smeared over his
fangs. Bradbury paid particularly close attention to Drac’s eyes – his scariest
feature. In these stories, you’ll see Drac morph into a bat or wolf, you’ll see
him stalking people in the dark, and you’ll see him turn into smoke and choke
people.
In
one brilliant frame, Dracula waits inside a postbox, his eyes blazing forth from
the slot when a luckless blood donor passes by one night.
I
should have been more scared than I was, if that makes sense. And although you’ll
never see Drac with his mouth fixed on anyone’s throat (there’s nothing
remotely sensual in his blood-sucking, an understandably puritanical rendering
of the vampire mythology), you’ll see him do some surprisingly nasty things.
The worst graphic death by a mile is the punishment he metes out to a street
hooligan he finds bullying a young boy in an alley – instant death with one
swipe of his clawed hands.
Of
course, Drac is no white knight. After killing or scattering the bullies, he
gluts himself on the boy they were picking on.
See?
It’s nasty. You remember these
things.
That
aside, it’s pleasingly tongue-in-cheek. Let loose in London, Dracula stalks
victims in a cinema, as they watch a horror movie entitled Dracula’s Death. Drac pounces at the same moment his on-screen depiction
does the same to a victim in the film, with the very real screams drowned out
by the audience. Then, even more deliciously, Dracula is invited to a Hallowe’en
costume party by people impressed by his get-up. People offer him a drink, and
he smiles sardonically. You almost don’t want this episode to end.
The
prince of darkness is stalked by a man called Stakis (har de har), a tough KGB
defector with a briefcase full of vampire-killing goodies… but you’re never
quite on his side. He gets close to Dracula – at more than one point his stake
is poised, waiting for the hammer to fall - but never close enough. A few
flashback episodes show you an English vampire hunter who succeeds in making a
killing stroke on his undead quarry back in Transylvania… but if Hammer Horror
has shown us anything, it is that Dracula always comes back.
This
handsome hardback collection is a bargain, and I treasure it already. It has
the full bhoona (the full black pudding might be a better description) –
absolutely everything Dracula-related from Scream!,
including the full serial, all the one-off holiday special strips from 1985-88,
a Dracula quiz, Dracula readers’ letters and artwork, all the front cover
images and a quick essay detailing IPC’s horror output. If you were in the same
sweet spot as me, a comics fan aged 7-12 in 1984, then you probably have this
already. If you don’t, you should.
Creature
feature Ant Wars from 2000AD (I encountered it in a 1980s
reprint in Eagle) is out now from
Rebellion; Scream! stalwart The 13th Floor is coming in
October, and I cannot wait for that.
If
anyone out there is listening, can we please, please have Bloodfang the tyrannosaur?
I
dunno how successful this relaunch is, but I can tell you that it’s got my
money safe. HookJaw the shark, another reprint from Action!, will be reviewed soon… after that, we’ll check out fellow Scream! alumni Uncle Terry, from Monster. Do tune in…
If you dare…
The concluding Spinechillers instalment lets the whole thing down with its childish plotting and stupidity: not only is Drac up and around at 7am, he casts a reflection! Lew Stringer explained to me recently that Rebellion don't hold the rights to Eagle so Bloodfang, Doomlord and lots of other classics are out, subject (one hopes) to renegotiation. Could live without Manix just fine - too reminiscent of the “enhanced” crowd of Project 917, Sintek, Mean Angel, etc. etc.…
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