by 448 pages, Hodder
Review
by Pat Black
I
was curious about this one. It’s a big commercial success, but word on how good
it was came through to me from various, diverse quarters. It was a wee sign.
David
Nicholls had previously authored Starter For Ten, a British 1980s-based university
days comedy. I didn’t fancy it, or its movie adaptation. It appeared to skirt
Richard Curtis territory, which is a horrific place for an artist to be if they
are anyone but Richard Curtis.
OneDay is high-concept, looking at one day in the lives of two people who meet on
the day of their university graduation, July 15th, 1988. It then
examines both their lives on that single day for the next 20 years. It’s a very
simple, very user-friendly idea. “Where were you when..?” We could all play
that game.
Our
two protagonists are Emma and Dexter. They share a bed that night, and have
been amorous, but haven’t had sex. Emma is bookish and from Yorkshire, while
Dexter is a home counties boy from a monied family. Emma has taken a first,
while Dexter squeezes in a Desmond (2:2), having preferred to pursue his
education among Edinburgh University’s female population.
Against
the odds, Em and Dex keep up contact with each other. Emma’s academic success
deflates with an audible farting sound as she takes up employment in a horrific
Mexican theme restaurant, while privileged Dexter’s progress moves on rails, as
he first goes “travelling”, pretending he is a photographer and then falling
into TV work as a minor celebrity on a laddish post-pub TV show.
All
along, Em and Dex’s lives are intertwined. They are friends at first,
graduating onto taking a holiday together and then meeting up at various points
as the years go by. They don’t sleep together initially, inhabiting that murky
and sometimes mendacious area of “close friends of the opposite sex”, where
they pretend they don’t fancy each other when they clearly do. Dex’s fame and
voracious appetite for women provides a barrier at first, as does Emma’s
working cul-de-sac in the Mexican hellhole. Partners come and go for both, and
they experience ups and downs in their personal and professional lives. Sometimes,
they hate each other. But all along, only the readers seem to realise that
these two were made for each other.
There
were so many ways this could have gone wrong. First of all, “will-they
won’t-they?” can get a bit tiresome. Many a good television series has been
wrecked by sexual tension that has been stretched out too long, or consummated
too soon. “Oh for god’s sake, why don’t they just do it?” or “Oh for god’s
sake, why don’t they get over it?” are usually the questions you ask of these
storylines.
But
Nicholls keeps his pieces moving well. In Dexter’s charming oaf, and in Emma’s
ambitious but ingenuous northern naïf, there are just enough flaws and
strengths for us to identify with. Basically they’re a likeable pair. Dexter’s
initially glamorous, affluent lifestyle is slowly brought down to absolutely
crushing lows. Meanwhile, Emma gains quiet successes in among the beatings life
hands her. In one of the book’s most sparkling moments, after she becomes a
teacher, Emma presides over a school production of Oliver! which provides more
joy and inspiration than any TV success the increasingly dissolute Dexter can
achieve.
The
concept was well-handled, too. Moving from 1988 to 2008, it would have been so
easy for Nicholls to layer in cultural and historical references by the dozen.
But he is shrewd enough to keep the references vague, only dropping in one or
two here and there. It cuts nostalgia – a fantastic trick, considering the concept
hinges on a notion of days gone by.
References
to the passing years are not plastered on. Labour’s election victory of 1997
and that party’s subsequent squandering of electoral goodwill thanks to the
invasion of Iraq and Afghanistan are possibly the most heavy-handed
“touchstone” moments. One or two bands are named, but that’s about it. One
chapter - 1995 of course – is called “Cigarettes and Alcohol”, but the only
Britpop act name-dropped is actually Shed Seven. Likewise, there are no
references to the death of Princess Diana, or the Twin Towers – a brave and
wise decision, as it would have been so easy to tweak people’s memories and
sympathies. This is about two individuals and their journey through time;
there’s very little garnish required. I’m not sure I would have been able to
resist cramming in a history lesson or a musical sneer-fest somewhere. It means
that although the novel is fixed to particular times and places, it is
curiously timeless. Nicholls’ restraint serves him well.
The
book is funny, too. Emma and Dexter’s Rhett-and-Scarlett banter is always a
delight, and you are always rooting for the star pairing to get together. There
are superb set-pieces - highlights include a Greek holiday, a disastrous
dinner-date with a coke-addled Dexter, a deflating job interview and a cringingly
awful parlour game which ensured I will forever remember the phrase: “Where’s
Moriarty?”
There
are some just deserts dished out to villainous types in this book, too – not
comic book sock-on-the-jaw come-uppances, but the kind of outcome that would
make even the most balanced of us think: “Yep. You know, you kind of had that
coming.” We’re all subject to the old slings and arrows, and one or two
characters in One Day do end up on the wrong side of terrible luck - but
sometimes our lives do balance out as an aggregate of our actions.
Schadenfreude is an ugly emotion, but an understandable one.
The
book’s main success is in the way it almost unnervingly plots key moments in
people’s lives in such a way that you felt you were there, or involved, in some
way. The direct hits come in thick and fast like taking a pummelling in the
boxing ring:
Wallop!
– The sense that you missed chances in life, whether that’s in relationships or
in jobs or simply having been lazy, and always wondering what might have
happened had you taken one fork in the road over another.
Thwack!
– The idea that people drift into make-do relationships with partners who they do
not truly love. This includes one soul-freezing moment where one of our
protagonists realises they are building a life with the wrong person, mortgage
and all.
Oof!
– Your partner’s parents disapprove of you to the point of outright hostility,
judging everything you do through a prism of raw, undiluted snobbery, no matter
how successful you are.
Booft! - You realise that no matter what you do, no
matter what you provide, no matter what effort you make, you are always going
to live in the shadow of another person. You look pretty tall but your heels
are high.
Knockout!
– Weddings, for single people, become skin-crawling ordeals whereby everyone
else becomes almost pornographically interested in your life and status,
measured against their own marital/breeding success.
(*Incidentally,
if you’re single and reading this, here’s a tip on how to deflect the “How’s
your love life? You seeing anyone?” chat: turn it back on the smugsters. “Ah,
but enough about me. How’s your love
life, then? Twenty years married, eh? Still shagging? You sure? How often? Once
a week? Once every fortnight..? Gasp! Once a month?”*)
There
are an awful lot more of these zinging, striking moments in this book, but
that’s not to do down its light-heartedness and humour, even when the characters
are at their lowest ebb. It’s like the best movie Richard Curtis never made. If
you’re wondering, I mean that as a compliment. I shouldn’t like Richard Curtis,
but I can’t help it – the charming bugger.
Another
great truth One Day points out is that, often, our lives can indeed boil down
to single, flashbulb moments. You might make a lifelong connection with people
over the course of a single day, or even a single afternoon. That doesn’t have
to be a romantic entanglement – just a face, a kindness, or an injustice, is
enough to imprint these things on our consciousness for as long as we live.
We’ve all got such moments stored in our minds, and One Day looks at these in
tender and sometimes painful detail. They may well be the one-shot experiences
we think about in our very last moments, if we have time enough.
It’s
not a perfect book. Occasionally we wander into Novel Swamp, and we remain
there, bleating miserably, until Farmer Charmer can come and rescue us on his
faithful tractor Verisimilitude. For example, Dexter’s mother is a former 1960s
society beauty and good-time gal… Sigh. Yes. Of course she is. Would we be
being manipulated, here? You know exactly, precisely how her involvement in
this story is going to end, long before it does. “Oh do me a favour!”
And
there are two or three beats which smack of EastEnders-style cliffhangers. That’s
a shame, as the rest of the book studiously avoids these, preferring to leave
big moments like break-ups and deaths off-the-page, in between the magical date
of July 15th.
But
these are minor quibbles. Nicholls’ charm is insuperable, and this is a
wonderful book.
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